Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Feel uplifted

some of my favorite quotes: 






The sad and lonely chair

 
I sit alone in an unknown world.

what could you do with a brick...





I decided to Google the uses of a brick and this is what I found:    
v  Throw it at someone to show you are really mad!
v  master key for any vehicle
v  Paperweight
v  pencil holder
v  Pet
v  glasses
v  shoe
v  I need one to weigh down the cover to my house's crawl space
v  To mark the spot where the treasure is buried
v  To smash potatoes so you can eat smashed potatoes and gravy.
v  Tie to a string, tie it to a tooth, and drop it so tooth falls out.
v  To throw through a window so we can save the baby out of the burning building.
v  As a unit of measure...could be mass, volume, length...
v  Build a building if i have more than one
v  To put on my head to practice walking with good posture.



You know any six word phrases?

Utah, the greatest snow on earth
Where are you going for lunch?
Friend, you can drive my car
Bigfoot hunting is only for experts

Dr. Pepper is the best soda
Cafe Rio is the best restaurant
Eating something sounds good right now
People don’t do drugs, they’re bad
(This next one almost made me cry when I heard it)
School is for learning not dreaming